byron "kent" massie's Page

As with most Parrot Head Clubs our primary goal is to have fun. We escape to Margaritaville every chance we get and we would like to invite you to jump on board. Our goal is to make smiles….and memories... and to leave things a little better than we found them.
Fins up !!

Contact:
Fins of the Valley
7046 Ore Bank Rd.
Port Republic, VA 24471-2205
540.249.4169

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Membership Form PDF:
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Weather Reports:
Places you might like to be...
Harrisonburg, VA
Richmond, VA
Ft. Lauderdale, FL
Key West, FL
Maui HI

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LIQUID ASSETS

The Sleeper

1/2 oz Absolut Vodka
1/2 oz Blue Curacao
1/2 oz Margaritaville Tequila
1/2 oz Gin
1/2 oz Captain Morgan Rum
2 oz 7-Up
2 oz Sweet and Sour Mix

Pour all ingredients except the 7-Up into a chilled glass filled with ice cubes. Top with 7-Up and stir gently.

Tequila Zombie -

This drink is a simple and delicoius drink to try this New Year's.

1 shot Absolut Vodka
1 shot Jose Cuervo Tequila
1 splash of Creme de Menthe
1 shot Captain Morgan Rum
2 shots Grapefruit Juice
2 shots Orange Juice

Pour the alcohol in a cocktail shaker and shake. Next add the two juices and mix well. Strain over ice in a tall glass. Also, remember to use just a little Creme de Menthe, you do not need to use too much.

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FRUITCAKES
You know I was talking to my friend Desdemona the other day. She runs this space station and bake shop down near boomtown. She told me that human beings are flawed individuals. The cosmic bakers took us out of the oven a little too early -- and thats the reason were as crazy as we are.
And I believe it.

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